Who is elias from clerks 2

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Taking it in the ass, that is. You gotta give it up for Oscar Wilde-like wordplay that good. Elias : Do they show pictures? Elias : Really? Elias : Ow. Randal Graves : Lemme borrow your cell phone. Elias : [nervously] Oh Randal Graves : This is an emergency.

We gotta lock up Kinky Kelly for tonight so we can give Mr. Dante a memorable send off. You love Mr. Dante, don'tcha? Elias : In a non-gay way. Randal Graves : You're gonna be rolling in the pussy, man! Elias : Don't be gross! Randal Graves : Says the guy who was just playing tonsil hockey with his mother. Randal Graves : You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad.

Elias : [gets angry] I turn down chicks left and right. Elias : As you know, my online handle is Optimus Prime. Randal Graves : I know that, I wish I didn't. Elias : Randal Elias : "One ring to rule them all. Randal Graves : And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her.

Elias : I never wondered that. Randal Graves : Yeah, 'cause you've accepted the fact that you'll never get a chick a long time ago. Elias : I could get a chick if I wanted. Randal Graves : Who are you kidding? You can't get a chick ya mook, you're too weird and sad.

Elias : [Throws down onion ring and storms up to Randal] I turn down chicks left and right. Randal Graves : Your chicks are your "left" and "right. Elias : Yeah right, what do you know? Randal Graves : Ahh, I know that you're a huge fucking nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds.

Especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings. The kind of chicks that are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the torch of Gondor. Elias : Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the "Rings" out of this. Elias : [while masturbating] I'm sorry, Jesus! Elias : [mumbling] "One Ring to rule them all.

Hobbit Lover : "One Ring to find them. Randal Graves : Oh, Jesus. Elias : [pulls a Ring necklace out of his shirt] "One Ring to bring them all. Hobbit Lover : [pulls a Ring out of his pocket, in a dramatic voice] "And in the darkness, bind them! Elias : How many times? Elias : Five for "Return"! Hobbit Lover : Dude! Elias : [Elias is wasted] I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll! Elias : [to Jay] I have a huge boner right now! Elias : If he's gonna jerk off, I'm gonna jerk off, too.

Randal Graves : I don't think he's gonna jerk off. Elias : [watching Dante propose to Becky] One ring to rule them all! Elias : Well, I mean, as you know, my online handle is Optimus Prime. Randal Graves : I know that. I wish I didn't. Randal Graves : I thought you weren't even allowed to watch a lot of TV in your house cause you're all Christian and shit.

Elias : Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't really that blasphemous. Because my pastor says that machines can turn into other machines and it's not a slight against God.

Inasmuch as God sent his only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind, and all we did to pay him back was make terrible fucking cartoons like the Transformers.

Elias : [Taking 'I Eat Cock' sign off of his employee of the month picture; to Randal] Well, at least you spelled cock right this time. Randal Graves : And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her. Elias : Oh, sick burn. Randal Graves : Dude, the Transformers sucked. Elias : Oh no they didn't, they're more than meets the eye!

They could blow the pants off Ranger Danger any day. Randal Graves : Yeah, I'll lose sleep whether you'll write about that or not. Sign In. Clerks II Showing all 33 items. Jump to: Photos 3 Quotes To be on that holiday site Randal Graves : Late that night I awoke from my sleep. Hobbit Lover : Yeah, friend, enlighten us Randal Graves : When fuckin' Frido wakes up from his little comer, or whatever, and all the other hobbits are jumpin' on his bed.

Elias : If he's gonna jerk off, I'm gonna jerk off, too Randal Graves : I don't think he's gonna jerk off. Create a list ». Re-Watch List. Favorite Movies. See all related lists ». Share this page:. Clear your history.